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One day.
One decision.
Start your own farm. Join this one. Or walk away knowing it's not for you. Any of those is a good result.
When
A Saturday, 9am to 4pm
Where
An hour east of Melbourne, in the Dandenong Ranges
How many
Eight households. No more.
What you're
paying for.
This day is built around your decision, not my farm. We walk the land, but the land isn't the point.
Your circumstances are the point: your money, your skills, your family, your timeline, and what actually suits them. We go deep on that at every stop.
By 4pm you'll know whether to start your own farm, join one like this, or keep your money in the bank.
We no longer price per head. We price per decision.
Bring your partner. Bring the kids. Bring your mum. One household making one decision is one ticket, one price.
We will go deep on your situation, and design something that works for you.
If your uncle comes and wants to talk about his farm, his budget, his block, his goals, that's a second decision. That's a second ticket. And we'll design something for him too.
The route.
We start at the gate and stop at whatever matters to your decision. Expect ground like this. The exact route is shaped on the day.
I will tell you every cost, every invoice. Nothing hidden. You'll know what farming really takes.
The day.
Rain or shine. Especially rain.
9am to 4pm
An hour of that is lunch. The rest you're on your feet, over 70 acres, a lot of it uphill.
Boots
Not sneakers. Gumboots if it's wet. It probably will be.
Lunch is from the farm
You'll eat what we raise here, and go home with farm produce.
Eight households
Small enough that we get to your situation, not just mine. If more want to come, I run more days.
We don't stop for rain
We only move the day for extreme fire danger, damaging winds or closed roads.
The address
We are 1 hour east of the Melbourne CBD, in the Dandenong Ranges. Full address arrives with your payment receipt.
It won't suit
children.
Bring them if you want. But there are no rides, no animals to pat, nowhere to sit and no one to mind them. Seven hours of walking and talking business. They will be bored.
No refunds, but
you'll always get your day.
Sick, stuck, car broke down? We'll run your day another time, even if it's just you and me walking the paddocks.
Pick your day.
Two Saturdays. Eight households each.